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07-12-2006, 12:31 PM | #1 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." |
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07-12-2006, 12:35 PM | #2 | ||
Victory is Mine
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bahahahahahaha! That is great. :
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07-12-2006, 12:37 PM | #3 | ||
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hehehe now that was good!
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07-12-2006, 12:48 PM | #4 | ||
Banned
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Location: KNOX
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thats actually pretty good. 9/10
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07-12-2006, 12:56 PM | #5 | ||
Official AFF conservative
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Location: Adelaide, SA
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Haha, very clever!
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07-12-2006, 06:44 PM | #6 | ||
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Most impressive
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97 EL XR6, 5 speed, Crow Mild Cam, Pacemaker Competition Headers, 2.5" Magic High Flow Cat, 2.5" Berklee Exhaust, K & N Panel Filter, DBA Slotted Rotors with Bendix Ultimates --- 127.1 RWKW WB Ute 253, HZ prem front, GTS guards, Dual Fuel & sadly a 3 Speed auto. Budget backyard project, soon to be completed and driven daily |
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07-12-2006, 06:57 PM | #7 | ||
As in 'best there ever'
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Location: Bayswater, VIC
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Wow. Even my mum laughed at that. Very well done.
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07-12-2006, 07:02 PM | #8 | ||
Just slidin'
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Location: Brisvegas
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Good one that. Thanks.
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07-12-2006, 07:50 PM | #9 | ||
Lurvin' my Ute!!!
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Location: Geelong
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Ha ha ha!!! Even read it in me head with the Irish accent!!!! Great one....
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07-12-2006, 08:00 PM | #10 | ||
1967 XR Falcon
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Location: South Coast
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Its old, they should probably get with the times and come up with something new.
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