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Old 19-04-2005, 11:45 PM   #1
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How many times do i need to tell my missus that you can't put clothes in the FKUN washing machine with shit in the pockets.

I just spent about an hour pulling ours apart cause an error code came up saying that the outlet hose was blocked.Yeah blocked full of loose change cause they too lasy to check the pockets. :
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Old 20-04-2005, 05:02 AM   #2
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How many times do i need to tell my missus that you can't put clothes in the FKUN washing machine with shit in the pockets.

I just spent about an hour pulling ours apart cause an error code came up saying that the outlet hose was blocked.Yeah blocked full of loose change cause they too lasy to check the pockets. :
Do the fkn washing yourself then... or get the whole family to empty pockets before putting their clothes in the wash.

Don't whinge, be proactive. She may not want to tell you that she hates doing the washing and this may be her way of telling you she's sick of living with a sexist pig who can't see think past his own ego...
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Do the fkn washing yourself then... or get the whole family to empty pockets before putting their clothes in the wash.

Don't whinge, be proactive. She may not want to tell you that she hates doing the washing and this may be her way of telling you she's sick of living with a sexist pig who can't see think past his own ego...

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Old 20-04-2005, 07:49 AM   #5
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Yeah well I would be at 6.30 in the morning! ARGH! Fkn bugger sh*t etc :gren: : :

Goddamn, I have not had enough coffee to think outside the square.
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Yeah well I would be at 6.30 in the morning! ARGH! Fkn bugger sh*t etc :gren: : :

Goddamn, I have not had enough coffee to think outside the square.
Fair point though. Its like making someone wash your car but giving them a sponge full of sand and then complaining lol.
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Old 20-04-2005, 08:34 AM   #8
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Oy James... I'm not your friend anymore. I'm taking my bat and ball and going home... lmfao :hihi:

Yes I was : , I admit it, caught me, got me. Well done! :
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Old 20-04-2005, 09:02 AM   #9
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..... an error code came up saying that the outlet hose was blocked...... :

I love it! A washing machine with error codes!

Wasn't Error 404, outlet not found?
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Old 20-04-2005, 09:08 AM   #10
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I love it! A washing machine with error codes!

Wasn't Error 404, outlet not found?
Must be one of those crazy assed kiwi POS things from Fisher & PartDiscontinued! Like you need an LCD and a reversing buzzer on a washing machine.
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Old 20-04-2005, 09:44 AM   #11
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Hehehehehehehehee

I have taught my lot to check their pockets ....... Should the washer woman find any coinage or notes its called WasherWomans Priveledge in our house ........ Found a $20 one day ....... Kids wernt impressed when I went to the pub with it :P

They also hated having to razor their clothes if they left a tissue in a pocket too ...... not my job ......... they were the ones who left it there they had to fix the problem .....

Problem solvered :p
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Sounds like bindi wasnt : you were my boy...... heheheheheheheh
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Old 20-04-2005, 10:48 AM   #12
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Do the fkn washing yourself then... or get the whole family to empty pockets before putting their clothes in the wash.

Don't whinge, be proactive. She may not want to tell you that she hates doing the washing and this may be her way of telling you she's sick of living with a sexist pig who can't see think past his own ego...
Tried that but apparently we men folk are not smart enough to seperate the colours,so guess what,i don't bother anymore cause i always do it wrong.
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Old 20-04-2005, 11:07 AM   #13
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Do the fkn washing yourself then... or get the whole family to empty pockets before putting their clothes in the wash.

Don't whinge, be proactive. She may not want to tell you that she hates doing the washing and this may be her way of telling you she's sick of living with a sexist pig who can't see think past his own ego...
nice! :sm_headba
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Old 20-04-2005, 11:12 AM   #14
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Hi Matt, Couldn't the edit fix this... :
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Old 20-04-2005, 11:16 AM   #15
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Maybe the solution is to get rid of all the clothes that have pockets in them, and replace them with pocket-less clothing?
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Colours?????
WTF, dont they all go in together?

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WTF, dont they all go in together?

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Exactly ! Thats how everything here is washed... Except Kelly's white work shirts :P

We had the same problem with ours a few weeks ago..
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WTF, dont they all go in together?

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Yep that way they all end up the same colour after a few washes.
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lol...well kinda on topic, I was at a laundramatt (sp?) once and found $20 in an empty machine. That made my day...lol I felt bad for a bit but damn the beer tasted so much better
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Yep that way they all end up the same colour after a few washes.
Only if the clothes are shite..
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Tried that but apparently we men folk are not smart enough to seperate the colours,so guess what,i don't bother anymore cause i always do it wrong.
learn to do it right... women learned on the job, why can't men? We didn't have the luxury of having a woman there showing us what to do!!!

So... I WASN'T OWNED AFTER ALL Woohoo! ing_sm
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How exactly did bindi get owned??? I'm missing something here.
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I think that The owned was for the guy who wrote the thread.
Bindi Owned him i reckon. I had a good chuckle at that that was good.

Also, I wanna know where i can get a Fisher and Paykel that has an ECU..... :
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I think that The owned was for the guy who wrote the thread.
Bindi Owned him i reckon. I had a good chuckle at that that was good.

Also, I wanna know where i can get a Fisher and Paykel that has an ECU..... :

Correct, the "owned" was directed at the OP.
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Bindi Owned him i reckon. I had a good chuckle at that that was good.

Also, I wanna know where i can get a Fisher and Paykel that has an ECU..... :
I am very tired today... so tired... _ . I thought when Blue AU said "owned", was that he was talking about me. That I was reacting to something that was obviously a joke and I was the first one who took the bite. I thought it was a jab at women in general, a ploy to get us all to bite (cos I went feral on the One for the Mummies post lol).

And when I reread the original post, I was thinking that I did bite, and that it was a joke after all (hence being owned). I had reacted as soon as I saw the original post, at 6.30am.

It turned out he was being serious, so yeah I guess I was right after all e mwahahahahahaha I am all that is evil... But now because of the mix-up my victory has lost it's nice flavour :
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I am very tired today... so tired... _ . I thought when Blue AU said "owned", was that he was talking about me. That I was reacting to something that was obviously a joke and I was the first one who took the bite. I thought it was a jab at women in general, a ploy to get us all to bite (cos I went feral on the One for the Mummies post lol).

And when I reread the original post, I was thinking that I did bite, and that it was a joke after all (hence being owned). I had reacted as soon as I saw the original post, at 6.30am.

It turned out he was being serious, so yeah I guess I was right after all e mwahahahahahaha I am all that is evil... But now because of the mix-up my victory has lost it's nice flavour :

Argh if you only knew that i was hav'n a joke,i appreciate all the work that my wife does,and i must remember to change my BAIT for the next fish. :hihi: :hihi:
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Hi Matt, Couldn't the edit fix this... :
Mark,didn't think of that maybe i can try editing it when i get home then maybe she can wash it faster and have more time to clean as well. :

Watch em go now. : :
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You go girlfriend!! :sm_headba

If you think that we 'women' have all day to search through your pockets for coins, bolts, screws and all the other crap that blocks up the damn pipes because you were too damn lazy to take them out you are sorely mistaken Mr!

If I were your other half I'd be going on strike and laugh my @rse off at you when you wear your nice new pink and blue Ford top because you probably didn't realize that you are supposed to seperate the colours.

Ok I feel better now. Guess it's been a bad day for the women on AFF :

Oh and by the way you were so : by bindi! :hihi:
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Argh if you only knew that i was hav'n a joke,i appreciate all the work that my wife does,and i must remember to change my BAIT for the next fish. :hihi: :hihi:
YOU ABSOLUTE B*TCH!!! oh, I'll get you when you least expect it... be warned! out: :hihi: You'll be begging for mercy :
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