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13-01-2007, 09:08 PM | #1 | ||
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The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. ----------- To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
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13-01-2007, 09:11 PM | #2 | ||
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Hahaha funny
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13-01-2007, 09:13 PM | #3 | ||
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Gold... Love it... :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
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13-01-2007, 09:15 PM | #4 | ||
2007 Ford Focus Zetec
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Hahaha good stuff!
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13-01-2007, 09:46 PM | #5 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Legendary shite their mate!
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13-01-2007, 10:02 PM | #6 | ||
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how true is that. and they say the way to a mans heart is though his stomach. a little lower he he
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13-01-2007, 10:17 PM | #7 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Aint it the truth though!
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13-01-2007, 11:00 PM | #8 | ||
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Haha, that's rad.
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13-01-2007, 11:18 PM | #9 | |||
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13-01-2007, 11:39 PM | #10 | |||
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13-01-2007, 11:50 PM | #11 | |||
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14-01-2007, 07:18 PM | #12 | ||
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HAHAHA, one of the best jokes ive read in a long time!
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15-01-2007, 12:11 AM | #13 | ||
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Men are easier to please. It is a fact.
For a women to earn 100 turn-on points, she only has to say, "I wish to engage in sexual intercourse with you right now" (perhaps in a more sensual fashion) and you've got shoes under the bed. Men only need the slightest hint, and they're away! For a man to earn points is a lot more complicated. You give her a rose, that's 1 point. You give her chocolates, that's one point. You tell her that you're interested in who she is, that's one point. You mention her breasts are nice and big, that's -100 points. Read, "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus." We are very different. That's why I like my cat. Give it food, and you've got 1000 points. |
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15-01-2007, 12:57 AM | #14 | ||
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Awesome, I like, it's nice!
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15-01-2007, 02:02 AM | #15 | |||
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15-01-2007, 05:56 AM | #16 | ||
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Good stuff.
Not often that a joke is posted that isn't a re-post etc. |
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15-01-2007, 07:36 PM | #17 | ||||
my other ride is the bus.
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15-01-2007, 07:37 PM | #18 | ||||
my other ride is the bus.
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16-01-2007, 01:09 PM | #19 | |||
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16-01-2007, 01:21 PM | #20 | |||
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haha great joke I think I have seen it in a street machine book before
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16-01-2007, 01:42 PM | #21 | |||
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16-01-2007, 07:11 PM | #22 | ||
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sorry i just had to have a sneak peak sorry im a girl but that is true about most woman!! im different though.. A guy doesnt have to be romantic all the time... dont bother me if he doesnt do housework... insides for a female outside for men!! and i think ive read it in a street machine magazine before.. does that bother any guys ive been on this bit here??
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16-01-2007, 07:28 PM | #23 | |||
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17-01-2007, 03:03 PM | #24 | ||
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you wouldnt know unless u really had a chat now wouldnt ya lol ;)
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17-01-2007, 03:32 PM | #25 | |||
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17-01-2007, 04:13 PM | #26 | ||
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how can a small girl like me carry heavy things then?
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17-01-2007, 04:17 PM | #27 | |||
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17-01-2007, 08:04 PM | #28 | ||
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why get someone else to pay for me when i can easily pay for things myself... depends on the ages i guess id hire
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17-01-2007, 08:08 PM | #29 | ||
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absolute gold
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17-01-2007, 10:05 PM | #30 | ||
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Geeee, when I went to the wives store I thought it was a good thing when they were having a bargain basement sale
Now there is no sex & no money |
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