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Blueprint of Perfection
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Holes Oil Leaks and Dangerous Engine Noises !!!!! More the truth than a joke...... I see it every day at work..... No more needed to be said.
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XF 393 3v CHI heads
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a falcon is a bird of prey but a commodore scabs dead animals because of its lack in speed
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As long as i beat a few at heathcote... ill be happy
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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You go to Pickles damaged car auction, in Adelaide the ratio of wrecked Holdens to Fords is 20 to 1.
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Yawn. Who cares?
Everyone sooks about Holden owners slagging Ford owners, then you all jump in and hang crap on them. |
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i like to say that most towing truckes are fords the old frod 250's or a truck. Personaly i have never seen a holdern ute tow a car lol so that oviously was a swap around of names lol
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Most of them were old as the hills, but a couple were actually quiet clever!
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Force Fed Fords
Join Date: Nov 2005
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The two biggest Holden jokes are the 4 cyclinder Comedydore and the Camira!!
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V8 Ute V8 Boat
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i think they have nothing better to do with there day as most of the people that have holdens are ether uninmployed or work for minimum wage. they always seem to be bogans that are the diehard fans
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SSuper SSpy
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![]() Camira = shocking 4 cyl commode = shocking Calibra = what the? VY Exec model = ugly body, outdated engine Lets face it, if holden didnt have a commodore, they would be stuffed...and the same could prob be said for the falcon. Ford mistakes? Meteor, cortina Escort, especially the panel van Taurus! But alas, i wont sink to the lowest common denominator and join the knucklehead bashing...this lil nugget has learnt his lessons of previous times ![]() |
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What about those teapots hey????
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Force Fed Fords
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Actually the Taurus was runner up COTY in the states, and actually sold more than any other car than the Explorer so Ford Oz thought it might work here. Just like Holden thought the Monaro would work over there.
Seriously though, the Diehards at Holden are in Denial. Not for nothing but I've personally noticed that their is a much higher proportion of socialists or communists; (commies) that are Holden fans i.e. Bob Carr has Holdens, Greg Combet (ACTU) drives Holdens, Doug Cameron (Union Stooge) drives Holdens, and pretty much any feral shacka or yobbo is in love with Holden. Mind you some great people drive Holden too, my point is that they receive a bad name for the notoriety of a few less desirables. Their seems to be a lot of petty jealousy and judging by the severe lack of grammar, I am guessing the level of maturity on this Holden website your BF visited is not that significant. For a start, one or two of the jokes referred to "retards". Funnily enough this same person goes on to say "your"; a pathetic attempt to abbreviate you are. If I remember correctly it was primary school when I and most other people learnt the difference in English class. Obviously a number of contributors to their (not there) website mustn't (must not) have attended. Pathetic indeed. The jokes are sadly rebadged jokes that have simply substituted whatever make for whatever their arguement is....... Much the same as Holden rebadging Daewoo's and selling them as a Holden product. To all of those with an IQ less than 60 who think that grammer is the old woman in the front room of the house, the joke is in you. Sex in a Holden? Ouch, you've got our measure (although most Ford owners have enough class to pay for a room). Here's (here is - drop the i and insert the hyphen) one undeniable Ford Fun Fact; 1400 job losses in local branch, parent company going chapter 11, billions of dollars in civil liability law suits throughout the USA, and not having won an award for design in years; I guess the humour would pay homage to the old adage of "laughing in the face of adversity".
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Force Fed Fords
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Oh, and I couldn't resist a response for the tampon one so:
What do Holden drivers and Tampons have in common? They're both uptight little c*nts
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May be good sellers, but the taurus is one ugly mofo!
And the escort, according to your good self, may be mechanically good, but i rekon they are bleh! These are just my opinions anyway, dont take offence ![]() |
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Back where I belong
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mexico - Victoria
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I think the main point has been missed, Ford people should be grateful for Holden people and Holden People should be glad for Ford People, cause without each other, we would all probably be driving around in Toyota's thinking oh what a wonderful day...
NOW THAT would be SAD... I love "friendly" jokes, its just sad when a person who has no affiliation apart from driving a brand name vehicle, cracks the sada at nothing more than a slight ribbing, I mean if you have major shares or some sort of econimical interest in the brand then "maybe" fair enough...the way I see it, basically we are enthusiasts, and I for 1 would be shattered if either Ford or Holden went BYE BYE's cause I sure know the people from Honda, Toyota and Mitsubishi bloody dont have a sense of Humour....
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I mean its a bit hypocritical when you think about it. You guys are just as bad as the Holden guys giving Fords guys crap on a Holden forum. Sorry if I come across a "Biased" ***** but it is very hypocritical judging by all the Holden slandering in this thread. |
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whats wrong with an escort or cortina?
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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![]() What about the Ford dudes I see at Centrelink everytime I go down the street? You should really be telling both sides because you damn well know its the same with Ford guys and not just Holden guys. Atleast I can admit that alot of Holden guys are ****ers and I hate being put into the "Bogan Holden Owner" category. Last edited by Ryan; 29-11-2005 at 01:50 PM. |
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Because of a few lame jokes on a Holden forum none the less so wtf does it matter what they do on their site? Im not gonna go on Street Commdores and whinge about what you guys have said in this thread like the thread starter of this thread whinged about Holden guys giving crap to Ford guys on a Holden site. |
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Regulator
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Ford people who say crap on holden forums are just plain idiots.
Likewise vice versa, but ive seen members from here go on there and say some silly things. I do notice more attitude from the usual stereotypes on the road (VL / VN P platers) than from say an XF / EA P plater.
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OOOkay. Perhaps a little bit of tolerance here will go a long way.
People are entitled to their opinions. Respect that. If you can't respect that don't bother coming back. The attitude being displayed here is appalling. It would do a lot of people to remember that one of the Admins here, me, owns a Holden as well as the Fords. |
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