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Old 13-01-2007, 05:12 PM   #1
csv8
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Exclamation QANTAS Pilot Joke !!!

A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the

plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant

explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted

to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man

had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind

because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front

of her throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the

pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are

in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and

stretch your > legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe

my dog would like to stretch his legs."

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when

they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!

The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not

only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

True story.... Have a great day and remember...

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